Who doesn’t love a good pun? I know that over here at Haven HQ we love them. So we thought that bringing together the best Christmas puns just had to be part of our advent calendar!
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1. The Christmas secret service appears to run by a load of mince spies!
(Source: www.comedycard.co.uk)
2. The elf decided to push his bed into the fireplace, mainly because he wanted to sleep like a log!
(Source: www.berkshirefirewoodlogs.co.uk)
3. I went to visit Santa in his grotto the other day, I started feeling really weird, it must be Claustrophobia.
(Source: www.kingsmillshotel.com)
4. I’m going to become a locksmith this Christmas, apparently a lot of doors need opening.
(Source: www.carolbrowne.com)
5. How does an elf get to Santa’s workshop? By icicle.
(Source: www.1000funfacts.com)
6. A song told me to Deck the Halls…so I did. Mr.and Mrs. Hall are not very happy.
(Source: www.cbsnews.com)
7. We went to the beach for our annual cat Christmas play, the main star was of course Sandy Paws!
(Source: www.f5tocat.com)
8. There was a golfer who played on Christmas and hit a birdie. It was a partridge on a par 3.
(Source: www.aussiegolfer.com.au)
9. My son is having a Star Wars themed Christmas Lunch, the fork is strong with this one!
(Source: www.pinterest.com)
10. I turned up empty handed to my families house on Christmas day, seems my presence wasn’t enough for them!
(Source: www.kuramamagazine.com)
11. This one’s a cracker, no it’s Christmas!
(Source: www.theguardian.com)
12. I can’t wait to eat some turkey on Christmas Day, I’m going to gobble it up.
(Source: www.revolutionbars.co.uk)