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13 Christmas cracker jokes

Whether they make you laugh because they’re funny, or just because they’re so bad…nothing beats a good joke from a Christmas cracker during the festive season!

Here’s our favourite 13 cracker jokes!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?


A Christmas Quacker!

Christmas Quacker

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

They always drop their needles!

Knitting

How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle.

Icicle

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis!

Tinsilitis

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet!

Elfabet

Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?

Beyon-sleigh.

Beyonsleigh

How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?

He has Santa claws!

Santa Claws

What kind of paper likes music?

(W)rapping paper.

Rapping paper

What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?

Mistle-toad!

Mistletoad

What’s a dog’s favourite carol?

Bark, the herald angels sing.

bark the herald

Who is Santa’s favourite singer?

Elf-is Presley.

Elfis

What’s furry and minty?

A polo bear.

Polo bear

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