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    13 Christmas cracker jokes

    Whether they make you laugh because they’re funny, or just because they’re so bad…nothing beats a good joke from a Christmas cracker during the festive season!

    Here’s our favourite 13 cracker jokes!

    What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?


    A Christmas Quacker!

    Christmas Quacker

    Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

    They always drop their needles!

    Knitting

    How do snowmen get around?

    They ride an icicle.

    Icicle

    What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

    Tinsilitis!

    Tinsilitis

    What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

    The elf-abet!

    Elfabet

    Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?

    Beyon-sleigh.

    Beyonsleigh

    How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?

    He has Santa claws!

    Santa Claws

    What kind of paper likes music?

    (W)rapping paper.

    Rapping paper

    What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?

    Mistle-toad!

    Mistletoad

    What’s a dog’s favourite carol?

    Bark, the herald angels sing.

    bark the herald

    Who is Santa’s favourite singer?

    Elf-is Presley.

    Elfis

    What’s furry and minty?

    A polo bear.

    Polo bear

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