Whether they make you laugh because they’re funny, or just because they’re so bad…nothing beats a good joke from a Christmas cracker during the festive season!
Here’s our favourite 13 cracker jokes!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles!
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?
He has Santa claws!
What kind of paper likes music?
What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing.
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
What’s furry and minty?
A polo bear.